Ted Allen

He’s here – why!
You know him from Queer Eye
For the Straight Guy
Variously called:
In Chile – Classy Eye
In Germany – Gay Makes You Cool
In Greece – The Fab 5
In Norway – The Gay Patrol
That show stopped
Now you know him from Chopped
He’s a very good pal ‘n
His name’s Ted Allen

© Wesley Stace