janeane garofalo

 

“A Garofalo? What’s a Garofalo?”
“A Garofalo? Why didn’t you know?
She has terrible tusks, and terrible claws
And terrible teeth in her terrible jaws
And I for one haven’t a prayer
Her favourite food is Cabinet Compere!”
Not The Gruffalo but
The Janeane Garofalo

© Wesley Stace