Alexis Taylor

I love his band, Hot Chip, I do
My wife says “I like them more than you
And if you’re singing on one of his songs
Please don’t ruin anything
For what you think of as adorning
May in fact be not improving
However much you think you’re grooving.
In fact why not leave the Chip alone!
When he’s playing, please call me up and leave the phone
By the side of the stage so I can check
His perfection isn’t Wesley-wrecked!”
No, she didn’t say any of that at all
Though I wouldn’t fail her
Ladies and Gentlemen, Alexis Taylor